Kissing Cousins

• Apparently Eddie McGuire refused to rule out Collingwood drafting Ben Cousins on radio this morning.
• The number 9 jumper is free at Collingwood having been respectfully kept vacant after Julian Rowe's massive contribution to the club
• Cousins would be the addition to the midfield Collingwood needs to be a top line side.
• It would stick it right up Carlton after being trumped on Judd by Dick "Money Bags" Pratt
• What a massive match Collingwood-Carlton would be next year if Cousins and Judd were to face off at the MCG for the respective arch rivals.
• I'm getting overly excited, hand me the diazepam.